It is with our deepest heartfelt sympathy I want to inform you about the death of our beloved friend and well known Mr. 2017 , he is survived by 12 wives, 52 children and 365 grand children. funeral will take place on Sunday 31st December at 11:59pm for more information contact Bishop January on phone number 01-01-2018.
However, his family members asked me to inform you that he accidentally died with ALL your problems, sickness, disappointment, frustration, untimely death, shame, disgrace, barrenness, discouragement, failure, and rejection.
Yet, his successor - Mr. 2018 asked me to inform you that he is going to compensate you with : Long life, good health, abundant blessings, peace, joy, righteousness, promotion, uplifting, breakthrough, In Jesus name, Amen !"
Credit to: (Anonymous)